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Oct. 28th, 2006

12:23 am - First update in 20 billion years

Hellooo!

Im feeling shit and egg. its poooop :[
i have got loads of work to do, which i havent started... its terrible mate.
i dont really like college... i like history and politics and i dont like media, i dont go to it that often, the class are all noobs.

I am bored 24/7 lately and it drives me insane.

my dad hates me at the momenti think... well he did hit me, then threw the PC mouse at me... making it smash :| stupid cunt.

i want all my mates back properly... its doing my head in not seeing people i used to see all the time, wether i got on with them or not! im sure we have a year 11 thing in november for parklands... a achievments evening or something :S i hope so anyway! if we do, aftterwards are we all up for some kind of party... or town?
FUCKING SAY YES EVERYONE!

hmmmmmm...

that will do, im going to start posting on here more often, as myspace is full of gangsters.

ciao

Current Mood: cold

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Oct. 13th, 2006

01:59 pm - I'm gay loads and loaves of bread

I've had a really good idea laaaaaaaa. why dont we all have sex together and have anal sex in the bath with our socks on, and maybe have a trick or treat session in the garden!!!! Hyeeeeeeeeeeeah

Current Location: Tupac world

Current Mood: Gangster

Current Music: 50 cent - G unit revilations

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Sep. 23rd, 2006

11:35 am

OMGGGGZZZZZZZZZ

i haven't updated for agggessssssss!!!

Ive got nothing to update about....

Terry leaves for University tonight :| well he leaves tomorow morning but i wont see him. He is out now, then he is going out tonight and staying out all night/morning and my dad is taking his suitcase up to town for when he is going.
I will miss him quite loads... 4 FOOKING YEARSS!! he isn't too keen on coming home every so often, so we will have to go up there! its gonna be mad without him, cos we get on reallllly goood, and now he is going :( *cries*

I am bored at this moment, ive got nothing else to talk aboutttt

Current Mood: calm

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Sep. 8th, 2006

Sep. 7th, 2006

09:30 pm

Hyeaaaa!!

I haven't updated in about 57 years.
I will start updating, one time.
I start college tomorow don't you know!
I still havent got my national insurance number, or a bank account!
i sent the form for NI number last week, and still havent recieved anything, and all the banks are being bastards towards me and my lanky arms.
Ive been hypo today, good job too.. cos ive travelled the world
i walked to hunts x for the bank, then walked to garston, then walked home...
then went the retail... listen to this, i think its funny....

My dad rang the link up, to see if they would change terry's phone, and they said yes bring it up.. so me and terry went up, and they said no sorry, so we went back home. My dad kicked off, rang them up, and was being a wanker saying to the women 'Im gonna protest outside the shop and tell people not to go in' 'Ive got mates in the echo daily post and im gonna bring them up tomorow!' so the woman was like oh ok, bring the phone up and i will sort it out! so we went up AGAIN! and they took the piss out of my dad :) which was rather fun! END OF STORY LAD!

My psorisis in my head are quite bad lately.. there like fifty cent flakes, and dandruff shit! Its sexy to the eye, some days.
ive just nearly fell off the chair! OMGZZZZZ

USA NYLON 0.60 MM!!!!!!!!!

my back is sore, but then again the moon is made out of rock.
I have no time table of thinking, i cant talk sense for time long..........
Do u know 'rich text' is that for people who pay people to type for them?
well i have no money to pay, but my hamster seems to be sound without me paying him!
Ive turned into a monster over day time, i cant believe my luck.
Ive got 239 eyes today for some odd reason, could be the shape of my head indicating the cash flow.
Then again! im making my escape!

DIG THE HOLE YOU WANKER!

Rose bud, telephone hair wire. 2 headphones in the ear lobes to listen to music sometimes, not all the time though.
The green light means go, but sometimes it might mean 'on'. Do you undersand what im saying?


Nah i cant help this, i have so much energy in my finger prints, i just have to GO WILD! HYEAEHAHEAHAEEAHEHAHAEHE!¬!

Green extra for the eyes of the hills. I watched snakes on a plane, and the fella was having a piss, and snake bit his willy offf! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! its a shit film tho, made me laugh several times. I think it should be called 'dont watch me cos im shit, but im fifty cent'

oh fucking ell laa, ive chatted some shit!

Inabizzle for Shizzle!



I like HP

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Current Location: Could be in my bedroom, but then again i mightnt ;)

Current Mood: geeky

Current Music: FIFTY CENT!

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Aug. 24th, 2006

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Jul. 18th, 2006

01:11 am

Fucking hell laa, will someone update for my entertainment?! im bored properly. i feel like going on a rampage through speke and killing 88 living things... 12 cats 17 dogs and the rest spiders! HYTEAAAAAAAAA!
nah im bored, and i feel like poo. i want to know what god thinks of me and my life, i think me and god could have a good old chat about ye ole life. I like god. I really do LOVE GOD!! he is my god, and i want to see him one day.

i want to make music. badly! i really would like a job too, so i can buy a new drum kit. that would be a very good point in my life. it would be 208th in the top moments so far. number one is the time i pood my knickers at camelot when the man said i was too fat for the log flume.
have u noticed that at the most worst times i talk shite and its random, and the times im happy i just talk normal.. with no added humour for your pleasure with ribbed condoms that people try on their fingernails.

i may go job hunting tomorow, well today as it is 01.18 am. i am hot though, and thats another sttong point and object of my desire with butterly margerine. I dont know what im talking about but im sure it will do, till someone else updates.

To the tune of cant stand me now....

(MY! song, with micelis 3 words )

50 Cent is on tour
I couldnt get a ticket at all
G-unit and Eminem where also there

i went to buy a ticket
from ticket master, they said sorry no
i sold the last one to a rasta clasta

if you wanna go, if u wanna go to the fifty cent show
u have to grow, u have to grow an afro!

thats it like.. bit random and shit, but its ok.


I havent updated in ages! the prom was good by the way, just to let u know 2 weeks later like.
seans party was also cool.
FIFTY CENT! OOOOOOOO BABY!

today i went the beach to see the fish and sea monsters, i seen the lochness monster and he was a fucking fat bastard. I dont care what you say, he was over 328 stone which is mega obese!! only 4 stone above me! HYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

nah im boring myself now, so im boring u lot.
erm, bye...

















































































ahhhhhhhhhhhh i got raped by the space bar

Current Mood: frustrated

Current Music: the scientist - coldplay

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Jul. 14th, 2006

11:28 am

i havent updated for ages.

i will do later, as i cant be assed at the minute... im dead nervous for some reason, and i need a shit bad style, i might just shit myself. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a shit while u were in the bath? Nope i havent either.

fuck it, im going to update, ive already done a bit so i might aswell carry on.
This week has been ok, a few good things and a few bad...

actually no, i cant be bothered updating, lol.

ciao!

Current Mood: cynical

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Jul. 7th, 2006

Jul. 4th, 2006

11:30 pm

Im bored. Im sweaty and i hate going to bed in this heat... its like 'whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' and u just cant sleep.
Terry went away this morning :| im quite gutted, i hope he has a good time though! one of the lads dropped out a few months ago, and terry was forcing my mum to let me go with them, but she was having none of it lol, i think he really wanted me to go, cos he fancies me.

I still havent got my prom stuff yet, and i cant go untill thursday!! i wont be able to hire a suit with such short notice, i think i wil have to buy a shirt and tie. i dunno though. I shall see what jappens.

ive ate a lot of shite today, and i mean a lot. everything i ate was shite, and i feel sick, its like a spider on your tongue.

our liams bike has been robbed again! its tutututtutututtu terrible, it gets robbed every second of the minute. I think it will turn up again though, with a smackhead on it.

i havent got much to talk about... so thats it.

Cheerios

Current Mood: calm

Current Music: Everybodys changing - keane

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Jun. 30th, 2006

01:08 am

Hmmm i havent updated properly for a bit. And im not going to either.

I feel so bored! i need to go somewhere or do something, My cousin asked me to go to cornwall with him... camping! so im considering that! :) hyea!
I would like a job, im going to do some CV's soon and print them, do some more Personal Statements and see where i end up... i could be living in a cage next tuesday.

When i get lots of money im going to buy a new drum kit :) and clothes.... then save for a holiday aswell as save my EMA, which after 2 years will make lots of pennies! and i will be off to peru or somewhere liek that... hopefuly.

theres loads of things on my mind lately, (turkish men with webcams) and its annoying me quite a bizzle.
I've just realised that i dont listen to my Ipod of a night anymore :|
probably cos i go to bed when im tired, and not cos i have to be up early for school.... which i miss with my gold teeth.

hmmm thats it i think....

i have poo's in the sink/

Current Location: Thin air

Current Mood: crazy

Current Music: Hardest Part- Coldplay

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Jun. 28th, 2006

12:19 pm

Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones
And i will try to fix you.

HYEAAAAAAA!! i havent updated for a stretch of time spam.
Last night was a load of button hole. It was a waste of time! my name never got called out! cos tehre all peep show web cams. I dont care what jesus ate for his last super. I want bagels on toast lad!

fucking ching chong wolly wong.

erm. im in a rather shite mood at the momentum. I want to have a screwdriver half way in between my hairnail. No. shizzle.

im really bored..
from now on im not sharing no information with nobody about my hand-span. this place is too small to hold secrets, no more secret codes for the moon. i dont know. ok. no. shut. up. HYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ughhhh , i get like this when ive got no peanut butter in the fridge. ffs, tony shut ur fucking mouth u stupid bastard.

nah, seriosuly tho. i dont like cabbage.

Current Mood: annoyed

Current Music: In My Place - Coldplay

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